my mother warned me about getting into cars with strange men

I HAVE TO PEE LIKE A FRICKER

GOODNIGHT

(Source: westbor0baptistchurch)

hipsterdinosaurs:

Throwing gang signs like…

hipsterdinosaurs:

Throwing gang signs like…

ectogammat:

ZOMBIE MISANDRY

ectogammat:

ZOMBIE MISANDRY

someone on my facebook just said the the new star trek film makes the dark knight rises ‘look like pure mediocrity’

i want to comment but he’s a nice dude so i don’t want to ruin his fun but like

yowza dude, are you for real

rasgulstrongbeard:

22roots:

parishiltonsexslave:

i wanna scream and shout and let it all out

a person was paid to think this photo up
there was a lighting designer who worked on this photo
somebody did her makeup
these people were paid

I want to work on this photo project

rasgulstrongbeard:

22roots:

parishiltonsexslave:

i wanna scream and shout and let it all out

a person was paid to think this photo up

there was a lighting designer who worked on this photo

somebody did her makeup

these people were paid

I want to work on this photo project

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident